Friday, July 22, 2005

Spray-On Mud!

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Are you worried about your soccer mom image? Do you want to make yourself appear more outdoorsy and adventurous without risking exposure to creepy-crawlies or horny rednecks? Well, Spray-On Mud is the answer for you!

And the absurd circus continues...

8 comments:

chris@organicmatter said...

Shit, I think I just had an aneurysm.

Mikhail Capone said...

I hope this doesn't sell well, because otherwise there's something terribly wrong with the world.

paddalumpakins said...

Wait, did you see this in Chelsea, or just around New York somewhere? Not that it matters really - dumb is still dumb where ever it is...

Recon said...

Dear god. It's like Mystic spray for your SUV. People who do that are the same folks who look up and admire the "extreme" dudes on Mountain Dew commericals. I hope they all get vertical and drive off cliffs..

Devo said...

You know, this product wouldn't be so bad if they made it in chocolate flavor. That way, you could walk out of the cluuuub, saunter (or stumble) up to your craptacularly soiled vehicle and start licking it. It might throw some people off, which I think would be the best part. Having trendy, urban hipsters gagging in disgust at what is, in actuality, a pretty tasty practice entices me to no end.

Unfortunately, however, I doubt the makers of spray-on mud had any flavorings in mind. Unfortunate, that.

Hungry Hyaena said...

St. SNAFU:
Oh, this is the real deal. It's a product from the UK.

Recon:
True, but the key is the admiration. The Extreme Mountain Dew guys are idiots, in large part, but they would have real mud on their chassis. It's the Mountain Dew fanclub that needs Spray-On Mud.

Devo:
You so crazy.

Anonymous said...

Sprayed on mud/dirt is very common her in Qatar.

Anonymous said...

WOW! I want a franchise to set up in Santa Fe, NM! The LA & NYC expats won't be able to do without this pretense of provincialism before Friday night gallery hopping in the asylum for the conspicuously self-absorbed.