"If I could not go to heaven but with a party, I would not go there at all."-Thomas Jefferson
Obviously there's something wrong with you.
Just bring Brandon Jacobs with you to the polls. Have him run over a few people while you make for the curtained booths. You just have to know how to work the system.
I wouldn't worry too much.I voted in my 'hood, and I really think my machine was faulty.Could barely turn that dumb lever from... oh... I dunno... 1939!!If that vote actually tallied, it would be a miracle.Sorry, Mr. O, I tried.R.I.P., Mr. Kucinich.I'd vote for you any day, Reiger, though I'm sure there's lots of scandals in your past.
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